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Onestone

There once was an American Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by hi s given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????............................

OH, come on...take a guess!

Think about it .

(You're going to love this!)

And the moral is:

...You can't kill two birds with one stone

Posted By Marti's Shadow @ 11:13 on Friday

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Can we say TOO MUCH STRESS!

Okay, so I'm going to try and not bore everyone or make everyone of my blogs about the wedding, but I'm going to vent for a moment.

This whole wedding thing is stressing me out! And I haven' t even started the hard stuff ... well thats what I've been told.

Here is what I have accomplished:
1. I have my wedding dress
2. I have the maid of honor's dress
3. I have everyone except two people chosen for the wedding party
4. I have the location picked out
5. The colors are picked
6. Flowers are picked
7. Honeymoon location is chosen
8. Babysitter for sandra is taken care of
9. The reception location is picked
10. The food is picked
11.Wedding cake is picked
12. Who is making the wedding cake and the grooms cake is done

I have all that accomplished and the wedding is in 227 days or 7 months and 16 days, however you want to look at it. Whos counting though right? lol But its so stressful, who's gonna do this who's gonna do that, what color is this, and what color is that.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What songs, when they are played, inside or outside, who's gonna marry you, are the guest throwing bird seed or what? When are you doing pictures, what time, are you leaving that evening or the next morning for your honeymoon...OMG!!! I knew that there was a lot to think about and a lot to do, but I'm ready to explode. On top of all this, I'm going to school and trying to focus on it.

On a good note, I get to go get my ring in a couple of days. Well I get to pick it out, then I have to wait for it to get here. I'm looking forward to that.

Sorry for all the wedding stuff, I'll try and talk about other things......its not looking promising though lol!

Posted By Marti's Shadow @ 05:47 on Wednesday

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Name: Marti's Shadow

Location: Tennessee, United States

I am 20 years old. I live with the love of my life, Steven and his Daughter. I was just recently engaged on Christmas, and am looking forward to getting married on September 16,2006.

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